Jokes: A little light distraction!

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Jokes: A little light distraction!

Post by anhphuong » 25 Jan 2019, 09:22

Hi all!
Just thought I would start this thread as a temporary distraction and to add a little light relief to all those who are stressed out, and burdened by the process of moving to, trying to move to Spain, and once there trying to iron out the difficulties in settling! Hope you guys can keep it going!
Although this is not strictly a joke, this newspaper article entitled "shed rage" made me laugh, as it seems to typify modern society and how we have adapted to in order to "stay in the game."

Shed rage
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the Police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. “Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed, you don’t have to worry now, because I’ve shot them.”
Within minutes there were half a dozen Police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed.
One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’ To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

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